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Oh. You know Gail. You know her well. She wears a pruning hat even when she’s not gardening (which is always), and you had better believe that she has a pile of unused coupons in her purse at all times just in case.
She’s on your side, but she’s also tired. Maybe she’ll go to bed at 9pm tonight. ‘Honestly, aren’t clubs a little loud these days? Lit? What does that mean?’ Yeah, Gail, she’s not woke at all my dudes. And GOD FORBID you get close to her in a public place. ‘Can’t people just be conscientious of their surroundings? I don’t need to be touched by every person here and their uncle (Bill).’* So I guess Gail would maybe be pals with your mom…or more accurately Grandma. But she’s quite lovely, if impatient and kinda batty. But you know she has a kleenex, hand sanitiser,** a hard candy, a toothbrush, a few lipstick shades in her purse, and a pack of Wet Ones in her car. She’s your turtle if you need an encouraging pat on the back, a listening ear, or just general mom-ing. Often, she’ll work closely with Ira when you’ve been wronged, but she brings the empathetic angle. You get it. She’s Gail.
*Uncle Bill is a real person. It is an inside joke that make the author laugh. The inside joke is that she has an Uncle named Bill. Golden Globes of comedy over here. But, Bill is literally the most wonderful man in existence. A veritable angel
**not as much these days. Even Gail can’t prepare for pandemic (what she does have is lavender-scented though)